Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, My Vagina Misses You Candle

A thoughtful poem to let them know how much you (your vagina) misses them. How cute!

Scent notes:

Green Floral, Rose, Lily, Chrysanthemum, Powder, Sandalwood.

9oz.

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