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Offensive Crayons: Holiday Edition

$ 9.95


In the spirit of capitalism, celebrate the season with colors that accurately reflect the awkwardness of the holidays. We promise this set is a marginally better gift than the $10 Starbucks card you planned to give Janet in accounting.

• 24 Assorted Color(s), or at least 22-23 different, since we used the cheapest labor we could find
• Non toxic, gluten free (probably), vegan (we think), we might as well call them "organic"
• Carefully constructed by, more than likely, a small, underpaid child in China (aka. "Santa's elves")
• OUR MONEY BACK GUARANTEE (that they're actually crayons - no promises for anything else)
This item ships from the USA and typically arrives in 5-10 business days domestically, 2-3 weeks abroad.

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